Bob Goes Missing
Last week Bob was missing from the Raw Bar. Curious patrons were asking staff where he was. No one seemed to know. Then one patron came in and told staff that Bob was seen pulling at the doors of the Raw Bar on Ocean Street screaming "When are you going open, when are you going to open?!" Ruth had to come along and give Bob a shot of tequila to wake him up and bring him back to his senses, telling him it's just a dream.
Man Walks From Bus Station to Raw Bar
Unknown man in a quest for steamers and a Budweiser, took a bus ride down from Boston and walks from the Falmouth Bus Depot to the Raw Bar. When asked why he walked he said that he could not get the freshness of the steamers out of his mind. He was in a trance.
P.S. The man's initials are J.R.
Hot Lips Heather Returns to Raw Bar
After a four week absence, Hot Lips Heather returns to the Raw Bar. Not only was she there, but her arch rival D.L. was at the Raw Bar too, at the same time, bragging about who would give Bob a better kiss. Being crafty and shrewd as Hot Lips is, she waits for D.L. to leave for the evening. She lubed up her lips and threw a wet one on Bob telling his she still has the hottest lips in town.
B.F. Gives Tim G. Cold Shoulder
After Tim G. hounds Ruth for what shifts B.F. was working, Ruth finally succumbed to tell him the shifts. Tim G. came in and Bob asked if he had seen B.F. and did they give each other a hello kiss. Whereas B.F. said to Bob "%$#!@*&$%#@^*&!@#@%" and gave Tim G. the cold shoulder. Distraught, Tim G. hung his head low and went back to Mom in Marion.
WE'RE OPEN
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